I would go back in time to tell myself in 1985 to:
• Never, ever supersize.
• Instead of buying stock in etoys, buy Apple.
• Don’t play pocket jacks in 2007 & 2008. Just fold’em and move on.
• For the good of humanity, you must assassinate a man named Michael Bay. You will find him in 1986 on the set of Miami Vice playing goon#3. And while you’re there warn Don Johnson that if he records an album then he’s next.
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